Commuting to work on an airplane week after week provides one with ample opportunities to peruse the stunning SkyMall Magazine – “located in the seatback pocket of the seat in front of you.” Since the holidays are just around the corner, thought I would share some of my favorites! God bless people with the creativity and drive to actually invent something…
First on the list is the ever-popular “Slanket” not to be confused with the “Snuggie”, though I am not really sure what the difference is between the two. According to reliable sources (my good friend Lisa), you can wear it and use the TV remote at the same time without exposing your arms to cold temperatures. Apparently, they have recently invented a ‘Slanket Siamese for Two’ – wow – what a great idea. The only downside to the Siamese version is that it only comes in 2 colors. Given it’s made out of a ‘polyester fleece’, I am guessing this thing should not get too close to an open flame.
Moving along to the ‘Litter Kwitter’ which claims to allow you to teach your kitty to use a human toilet in 8 weeks or less. Now this one I might just have to buy myself. If I never have to clean another litter box in my life, I would consider it a Christmas miracle.
For the regular traveler in your world, might I suggest “The UpRight Sleeper”. As an added bonus, you have the option of purchasing a cover for it and by the looks of the purple one in the picture, I am sure that thing is flammable too.
Is there a man (or woman) who is interested in seeing themselves with facial hair? Specifically a mustache? Well, don’t allow the “Mustache Mirror” pass you by! It’s a keeper!
Last but not least, introducing the “Dress-up Squirrel Magnets”. These bad boys are delivered with 5 different outfits – how clever – paper dolls in the form of a varmit magnet.
Ahhhh, SkyMall Magazine…one more benefit to a weekly work commute…Which one would you pick?